• old person: i need you to go to this place
  • me: ok just give me the name of the place or the address and i can find it no problem
  • old person: you go down the road for exactly 9 intersections and turn left
  • me: the address
  • old person: you're gonna go down that road for about the length of six football fields until you come to a grey building, turn there
  • me: the address
  • old person: that'll take you into the woods, you're gonna want to take a turn at every elm tree you see-- i trust you know how to identify elms
  • me: address
  • old person: by then you will have reached the gnome encampment, their chief will give you a lantern that will help you on your quest, but only after you help him find his magic beans,

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uglynewyork:

relishboi:

kerosene:

wednesday night mood

old fashioned breakcore

My son off the shits!!

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rasec-wizzlbang:

tastefullyoffensive:

“Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime.”

lifehack: accuse your teacher of being a war criminal

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cat-cosplay:
“When she asks if you ate the last of the Eggos last night and you have no good answer.
*Strange-purr Things*
”

cat-cosplay:

When she asks if you ate the last of the Eggos last night and you have no good answer.

*Strange-purr Things*

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maxofs2d:
“i scrolled past this post 4 times until it finally hit me
”

maxofs2d:

i scrolled past this post 4 times until it finally hit me

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torchinggoddess:
“ omgxdoll:
“ Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.
”
i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok
”

torchinggoddess:

omgxdoll:

Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.

i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok

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